Congrats Amy! You are of course the winner!
And not just because you are the only one who answered. Well, yes I suppose, but I can only imagine everyone else held their tongue because your translations were so obviously on the money. You, m'lady, got 7 out of 8!
Well, if you want to get technical, there were a few near misses. The "coooowch pushin on floor" is actually him requesting that I remove the couch cushions so he can jump on them.
And the" Brocolonicheez" is broccoli with mac and cheese, though if you just show up with Macaroni and Cheese, sans broccoli, he doesn't seem to notice. And the Joe bis? Well, Jay pointed out to me that it's really "Joe BITS" not bis, so I apologize. Joe bits is the phrase he uses to let me know that Joe has puked, or is oozing, or has some sort of fluid coming out of his mouth.
So congrats! You obviously have spent some quality time with a toddler trying to master the complexities of the English language.
As Sam would say "Amy Doooo It!" (You did it!)